Mmm … Seattle rain. I love it. Not just the standard drizzle we get year-round, but the kind of rain that drenches you in seconds, the sort I used as a make-shift shower whilst living in Nicaragua, the warm and torrential rain that the northwest is only blessed with in early summer. When I was little, living in a house on Broadway Park in Bellingham, I used to climb into the attic during such storms to listen to it pound on the less insulated part of the roof. The constant staccato was soothing, predictable, and would often lull me to sleep on a dusty mattress we kept in there for such moments. And still, at the ripe old age of 27, listening to it come down outside my window is nostalgic and one of the greater simple pleasures of life I enjoy. Purely delicious.
Memorial Day weekend I was home, in Bellingham, at the Schuette compound. I had spent two days cooped up in the house attempting to edit, write, read, and paint … so as Monday rolled around, I decided it was high time to get out of the house and force my body into motion. I laced my running shoes, grabbed my ipod from its happy place near the outlet, and turned to Carol.
Me: I’m going running.
Carol: (considerately thinking I may want to cover my electronics with some sort of water repellent material) It’s going to rain.
Me: No it’s not. I’m running out to the beach. If I’m not back in two hours, send Lola.
Carol: Oh, you’re hilarious. Why don’t you bring your phone?
Me: You said it’s going to rain. Don’t want to ruin my phone.
I should mention at this point that my parents don’t have television and I don’t know that either of them have read or heard a weather report in several years, however, both of them, my mom because she’s a master gardener and my dad because of the farmers intuition he picked up during his childhood in the county, have an uncanny ability to predict the weather. It should also be mentioned that despite their accuracy, I consistently choose to ignore them and believe what I want to believe about the unpredictable nature of the Pacific Northwest’s chronic El Nino.
Thirty minutes later, three and a half miles in, and three and a half miles out, I found myself caught in a torrential downpour. My shorts and tank were soaked through within seconds and in a desperate attempt to save my ipod, which was already becoming waterlogged and schizophrenic, (standard behavior before it’s vacations in bags of dry rice) I relinquished control to the playlist, set it on shuffle, and wedged it in between my hip and the band of my running shorts. And that’s when it happened. Timbaland’s “Carry Out” slowly faded and was immediately followed by the soothing sound of MJ’s voice in his oh-so-famous “Will You Be There.” A song thick with memories; the year of Free Willy, of 1993, of the fourth grade with Mrs. D’Amelio, the year of a desire so passionate to “save the whales,” I spent it sleeping on a homemade puff paint pillow that would often imprint PETA’s slogan across my innocent face, and the year, that perhaps most significantly, I locked myself in a locker.
As previously stated, the year was 1993, I was ten years old and because of my sister’s recent re-occurrence, a loving group of her adoring fans had decided to send our family on a weekend trip to Victoria, B.C. Since Jesse loved all things dainty, most of our vacations revolved around high tea, which for me, was a low point of childhood. During these trips, I spent most of my time in the pool, splashing about until it was absolutely necessary for me to join the rest of the Schuette royalty for an absurd four o’clock tea time. One such day, at the Empress Hotel, my mother had drug my pruned body out of the pool and had sent me into the locker room with strict orders to get ready as quickly as possible. We had a tea time to make. Whilst in the locker room, I had seen several girls, about my size, climbing into the lush, pillow-covered lockers and once inside, almost closing the door on themselves, only to seconds later jump out and run around like wild banshees once again. As a second child and a master in the art of mimicry, I waited until they left the locker room, casually stepped into the confines of my locker while still mostly naked, and slammed the door shut. Several moments later, after my mom had successfully gotten the rest of her brood out of their watery paradise, she entered. Hearing her voice, I laughed, relishing in the brilliant trick I was playing.
Carol: Lindsay?
Me: (laughter) Guess where I am …
Carol: Oh, Linds. You’re in the locker. Very funny, but time to come out. We’ve got to go.
I pushed on the door. It didn’t budge.
Me: Mom … (beginning to panic) MOM! MOM!
Carol: Lindsay, is it locked? It’s okay.
Me: MOM!
Carol: Lindsay, stay calm, it’s going to be okay. Just tell me where your key is. I’ll grab it and unlock the door and we’ll get you out.
(Long pause)
Me: NONONONONO! Ohgodohgodohgod.
Carol: Lindsay, stop panicking. Where’s the key? Just tell me where the key is and I’ll get you out.
Me: (Through terrified sobs) MOM!
Carol: (The picture of calm) Lindsay, where’s the key?
Me: IT’S IN MY HAND!
Carol: (with an tone of resignation all too familiar with my haphazard childhood) Oh, Linds.
Me: (sadly embracing my sure demise) I’m too young to die …
Twenty minutes of an eternity later, the front desk had located the janitor that held the master key to the pool lockers and after clearing the room of topless women, he’d come to my rescue and released me from the precincts of my tiny, airtight cell. I collapsed into my mother’s arms, tear-stained and gasping for breath, but appreciative of the new lease I had on my ten-year-old life.
Carol: (in her typical fashion) Okay, Lindsay Bear. Say thank you to this nice man.
Me: (in mine) No.
A traumatizing event to say the least and ironically, like most of my life events that have completely lacked any sort of foresight, it’s been chronicled with the rest into a reservoir of Havianna’s favorite stories, tales she likes to call upon for a good laugh and an almost instantaneous healing of the various pain that often inflicts itself upon her tiny body. About a week ago, I was fighting my way through Montlake’s notorious traffic in my soccer mom Navigator with Havianna and her cousin Beverly (8) safely packed in the back, when the “mini” felt a desperate need for me to recur the story of being locked in a locker, so Beverly could share in her joy at my expense. When I finished telling my sordid tale, I looked in the rearview to see Havianna in her standard position, curled over in her booster seat giggling while Beverly sat stone-cold, meeting my stare in the mirror.
Bev: I just don’t understand why you did that. I would never have done that.
Me: That’s totally fair, Bev. Hindsight’s 20/20 and looking back on it, I don’t think I would have made the same choices either, but that’s what makes it a funny story.
Bev: I seriously, would never have done that.
Havianna: But Bev! It’s SO funny …
Bev: I wouldn’t have ever made that choice.
Me: Beverly, I wouldn’t either, but have you ever had a moment in your life where you’ve made a choice and then after seeing the outcome, realized you maybe made the wrong one?
Bev: No. Never.
(Several moments passed. Havianna continued to giggle. Beverly gazed out the window in disgust, then, eventually broke the silence and decided to try to give my inanity an out.)
Bev: Those girls in the locker room … They were Italian?
Me: (What?) No, they were Canadian.
Bev: Oh … So, they were speaking in Spanish.
I’ve been reflecting on this car chat and the unfortunate circumstances that inspired it ever since. The irony in of it all was tangible. Like so many of the conversations that I have with children, (Havianna, usually) it represented to me a paradigm that I see vividly in my larger world, a truth I experience almost daily among my contemporaries; an accepted loss of empathy, a decreased amount of interest in relating to one another, and a comfortable adoption of competitiveness and judgment in compassion’s void.
That day, in the locker room at the Empress Hotel, I learned an invaluable lesson, that of staying true to myself and asking the necessary questions. Had I decided to admit my jealousy of the “Italian” girls brilliance, gotten over my pride, and asked for their advice on how best to hide in a locker, perhaps they would have taught me about the automatic lock system that I was so blissfully unaware of. Simply walking alongside these girls and trying to understand their methods, rather than mimicked competition, could have saved me an hour of hysterics and a lifetime of being the brunt of locker jokes.
Furthermore, if there were one child I could imagine following me right into the next locker over, therefore displaying her complete lack of common sense, it would be sweet Beverly, yet she was the first to cover my inadequacies with blanket statements of judgment. This got me thinking.
How true is it that we most fear traits in others that we see in ourselves?
I’ve found it a lot truer than I’d like to admit.
Living in a world driven by competitive drama and comparison, allows us to fit quite comfortably on a vertical spectrum, a space where we understand that there are people below us and people above us, and based on that, we can almost instantly size individuals up upon meeting; “she’s taller than me, smarter than me, has a successful relationship, and better skin tone, but thank god, she seems to have zero personality …” Judgment and comparison increase a false sense of comfort by making us constantly aware of where we stand. However, since these snap impressions are rarely, if ever, correct, it ought to nullify the theory entirely. In the land of this vertical life spectrum, friends become less of someone to love, to encourage, and to extol, and more of entity to compete with.
So, what happens when we let those guards down and admit that we’re all hanging onto a quickly sinking lifeboat? What happens when we let go of the judgment and try to walk in someone else’s shoes for a mile or two? What kind of community does that foster? What kind of understanding could we achieve if we only tried? And what if we embraced and adored each others accomplishments and talents rather than competing with them? What kind of incredible successes would this inspire in our world?
I feel absolutely blessed to have a small handful of friends I can say I share truly honest and thoroughly encouraging relationships with. Friends that love and adore me despite my shortcomings, friends that, rather than judging my momentary insanity, choose to laugh at me, try to see life from my lens, and embrace who these inadequacies have created. It is thanks to these relationships alone that I am in the midst of this incredible process of becoming who I am. They are my daily inspiration. My deepest desire would be to be an equal source of encouragement and unbridled support in their lives as they have been in mine.
Nelson Mandela said in a speech whose words now hang on the walls of my bedroom, “As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
It is a truth worth remembering and repeating every morning. As we let down our guards, as we learn to live life on a horizontal plane rather than a vertical one, looking one another eye to eye, embracing who we are, shortcomings and all, we become the best possible version of ourselves and we allow others to do the same. And, as this is reality in a few of my most treasured friendships, I can be the first to tell you that attempting to learn to live and love this way is absolutely worthy of our efforts and carries a better outcome to our fate here on earth than we could possibly imagine.
So this has become my goal; to stop with the competing, stop with the judging, to stop saying “I would have never done that” and accept that maybe I would, to jump off the ladder of comparison, and to start loving in a way that allows people enough time outside the boxes society would love for them to fit into to give them an opportunity to transform and grow into who and what they are. And to those of you done the same for me, those who have aided and embedded me in this gloriously absurd process of becoming who I am, you have given me hope, I am forever grateful.
L